News scoop - 1

Numerous of our confidential sources have committed suicide or been killed in the process of acquiring and getting this news printed. But I alone have survived and lived long enough to get the latest celeb couple rumour aboard. Understandably the news is horrible enough for the extreme measures taken by most of who have heard the news so far. Hence we are publishing on the world wide web for all to read and slit their wrists.

Madonna was reportedly seen making out with Toosshaar Kcapour in a casino on the Las Vegas Strip and on a separate occasion, at Bittoo Tikki Wala, New Delhi, having the delicious gol gappe, with flavours that will titillate your taste buds and crisps that will crumble and melt in your mouth. They also had the bhalle chaat, an exquisite unimaginably complex kaleidoscope of spices that will send your senses into overdrive. So dont think too much and simply enjoy the mouth watering bhalle papdi, the crispy tikkis, the tender kulchaas and not to forget the delectable rasmalai.

Ya so, where were we? Oh yeah so Madonna is dating Toosshaar Kcapour. Needless to say, it was a flop. Thats about it. Im going to Delhi.

-Signed
Fatty Bolger