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WANTED

A bride for Pandit Gangadhar Vidyadhar Mayadhar 'Shaktimaan' Omkarnath Shastri.

BRIDE MUST NOT OBJECT TO

• Lawsuits from relatives of children who kill themselves trying to be like her husband
  
  
• Enemies with names like Tamraj Kilvish, Electric man, Stone man, Plastica and Dr. Jackal
  
  
• Friends like Super Commando Dhruva
  
  
• A husband who closely resembles Superman, though even Lolland disapproves of this
  
  
• The fact that her husband will never be as awesome as Nagraj

BRIDE MUST BE

• Able to spin at relativistic speeds which somehow should make her fly.

• Very rich, since a show on DoorDarshan cannot make ends meet.